I know the way you are
You'll take this way too far
A compliment or two or eighty
Never hurt anyone
That's bullshit

Come back, your fans are here
Douche nozzles everywhere
Where IQ points are overrated
And so isn't everyone

When their hands are loaded
They all seem devoted
Coming streaming dropping off goodbye
When I said forever
I didn't mean together
Like I need to tell you why

Click on that masturbating
Check out the mess you're making
An open-eyed closed-captionated
Mega-jerkathalon

When their balls are loaded
They all seem devoted
Coming streaming dropping off goodbye
When I said together
I didn't mean forever
Are you for real?
Are you fucking high?

That's quite a gash you've got there
Nice pile of trash you fought there
Drop a pound or two or eighty
Get back to me

A compliment or two or eighty
Never hurt anyone